Posting from Poirot

This is my first post and to start off with something kind of fun and quirky this is something that my cat Hercule Poirot wrote... yeah he borrowed my laptop. and wrote this...

I am a cat and can’t speak so Susie lent me her computer. It’s a challenge typing when I only have paws, but I make it work.

I was given the name Poirot. I like my name. I am a black and white tuxedo cat. I think that my name sounds very distinguished and handsome, just like me.

When I got to Susie’s apartment, I was surprised at how small it is. It took some adjustment getting used to her apartment. I was never a playful, mischevious kitten. I like toys but mostly I am a thinking cat. I have fun looking out the window and people watching.

Other times, while I love my owner, I want her to get out of the house. When I think she is home too much, I will try to tell her telepathically to get out of the house.

Susie got another cat and named it General Burnside. At first, I didn’t really like him. He is a black and white cat and so hyper. Now, I think General Burnside is not so bad. We play and take naps together. I don’t like it when he runs after me when I am not in the mood to play or tries to tackle me. Usually, when General Burnside does that I hiss at him or walk away from him. It is nice to have General Burnside around, though I don’t tell Susie that.

When Susie goes on her computer, I will sit on her desk. I also like to watch the arrow moving around. That is so fascinating.

I know being a cat I have to use the litter box. Susie bought us a covered litter box. I know she did that for herself and not really for us. I am okay with that. She keeps it clean and uses this weird smelling air freshener that smells like powder.

I like to go in the car but I hate being in a carrier. I don’t like being picked up and dumped in a small enclosed space. I fight it. I think Susie only preservers in getting me in the carrier out of sheer stubbornness. I am strong and I will not give in easily.

I really like to watch Grey’s Anatomy. I find the characters on the show very interesting. My favorite characters are Meredith and McDreamy. It is always interesting to me the situations and complications that humans get themselves into.

I know that I am very handsome. I always have an expression on my face that makes it very hard to resist me. I don’t like how she makes me stand up, makes faces at me, and talks baby talk. It is insulting to my intelligence but hey she feeds me…

For me, life is interesting. I have a great owner even though she gets on my nerves sometimes. I have a warm bed, don’t have to go outside, have good food, and have fun toys to play with. I can’t wait to see what is going to happen in the future- hopefully no other cats, a bigger apartment, and more cat toys!